The whole Kardashian-Jenner clan has arrived in Paris for Kim and Kanye’s wedding. One exception: Brody Jenner isn’t coming. But who cares? Let’s just all feel sorry for Paris this week because God knows how many chairs, sofas and beds have been destroyed by Khloe Kardashian’s Ass of Lies/Pinocchio Butt. Every time a Kardashian tells a lie, Khloe’s butt gets bigger.

Here was my thought process as I glanced through this photo set at Fame/Flynet: “Horizontal stripes? Chica, please don’t… please let there be a butt shot… please let there be a butt shot… YES THERE ARE BUTT SHOTS!!” Does that make me a sad person? I don’t even care. My new hobby is getting hypnotized by Khloe’s ass implants. She’s “won” – she has the most absurd body of all the Kardashians. What’s even more absurd is that any woman with any kind of “wideness,” whether it’s a big bust or big hips or a big butt, knows to NEVER EVER wear horizontal stripes. It just makes Khloe’s Butt of Doom look even more ginormous.

Anyway, these are some pics of Khloe out shopping at Saint Laurent, Celine and Maison Michel with her sisters, some friends and Lucifer’s Homegirl. Khloe’s Pinnocchio Butt literally overshadowed everybody else.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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